| How to Get to Sesame Street |
[Mar. 7th, 2008|08:19 pm] |
Grouchy, Yes! But I'm a Neat Freak Whou Cold Never Live in a Garbage Can <table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2><tr><td bgcolor="#EEEEEE" align=center> <font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style='color:black; font-size: 14pt;'> <strong>You Are Oscar the Grouch</strong> </font></td></tr> <tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF"> <center><img src="http://www.blogthingsimages.com/thesesamestreetpersonalityquiz/oscar.jpg" height="100" width="100"></center> <font color="#000000"> Grumpy and grouchy, you aren't just pessimistic. You revel in your pessimism.<br /> <br /> You are usually feeling: Unhappy. Unless it's rainy outside, and even then you know the foul weather won't last.<br /> <br /> You are famous for: Being mean yet lovable. And you hate the lovable part.<br /> <br /> How you life your life: As a slob. But it's not repelling as many people as you'd like! </font></td></tr></table> <div align="center"><a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LmJsb2d0aGluZ3MuY29tL3RoZXNlc2FtZXN0cmVldHBlcnNvbmFsaXR5cXVpei8=">The Sesame Street Personality Quiz</a></div> |
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| Kids |
[Mar. 1st, 2008|12:13 am] |
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Never thought I'd admit this but I like having my sister(s) kids around. They're kind of fun. If any of my family is reading this I'll deny I wrote it myself. |
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| Another Class |
[Aug. 7th, 2007|07:24 pm] |
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Me being crazy, I am taking yet another class. This one's sort of a refresher: Introduction to Information Security for Federal Systems. It's at the USDA grad. school which surprisingly teaches govt. course not limited to the USDA So far it has been the typical CompTIA training and we really haven't discussed Federal Systems at all. On that note, it's a 5day condensed course and I could teach 90% of what we have gone over. A graduate course or not, I am the only one who is not already a Federal Employee, and the only one under age 30. The course is nether IT nor security oriented. It seems to me that the class is more managerial oriented. Meaning I believe the class is for Federal employee supervisors who have IT staff under them and only need to know what the those in the IT dept. can do from a security perspective. |
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| Bender Consulting |
[Aug. 2nd, 2007|06:57 pm] |
For those of you who don't know Bender Consulting is a tech firm in Pittsburgh that halps people with disabilities. From various sources, Joyce Bender and Bender Consulting have come up in my search for networking, and finding assistance getting a tech job for people with disabilities. Multiple times I have emailed and called different people at Bender Consulting. (Yes called despite hearing being one my primary disability), After an intital paper assesment from a recruiter, none of my attempts to follow up through phone calls or email were ever returned. I find it ridiculous that a disability firm that gets quite a bit of media attention and si so popular won't won't give me the time of day. Of course I can't complain about this, because Joyce Bender won't teven respond to me. So much for all the disability rights she has fought for. |
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| Left-Wing Shithole |
[Jul. 28th, 2007|10:13 pm] |
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I decided to contact an old professor who, used to have contacts in Washington. I was sorry to hear that he was diagnosed with cancer shortly after retirng this year. He was one of the few Penn State Professors I could respect. His 400Level Foreign Policy class was actually enjoyable and one of my better college memories.
What I thought was funny was when he described PSU as a "left-wing shithole" and was glad to be away from there. |
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| Posh Spice |
[Jul. 28th, 2007|07:07 am] |
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Can someone explain to me why Victoria Beckham is so attractive? I mean maybe she used to be "posh". But I don't think that plastic look should be considered posh. |
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| Politics |
[Jul. 23rd, 2007|12:20 am] |
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My latest idea. I have been looking up non-profit political organizations and sending my resume asking about internships or anything else. |
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| The Key to Happiness, Anyone Know What It Is |
[Jul. 22nd, 2007|04:28 pm] |
Before any of you read this and tell me my attitude is the problem, I was not born this way. LIFE HAS TAUGHT ME TO THINK THIS WAY!
So now I'm in the DC metro area where are plenty of jobs to apply for. Still, the entry level jobs require "experience." Often times, I apply anyway because I am otherwise qualified. *I'll just throw in here that even temp agencies have told me I don't have enough experience. I've lived in 2major cities, after I graduated with a second degree and I still can't get a start. Professionals look at my resume and tell me I am not doing anything wrong I just need tom apply for more jobs. Einstein said something like insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
AnOther thing is... I have failed exams for Customs, The US Post Office (Clerical), TSA Transportation Security Administration, and CompTIA Security+. I swear to God i am smarter than the people who pass these tests.
Everybody got their start somewhere but nobody can tell me where that somewhere is. This lack of employment has destroyed my attitude. to me there is nothing else but work. I don't want to leave the house to meet new people. Because when you meet someone knew the first thing after Hi, is what do you do (for a living)? At which point I always feel like a total loser.
SOMEBODY KNOWS SOMETHING I DON'T. BUT HE, SHE , IT AND THEY ARE NOT TELLING |
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| Argh, if that's even a word |
[Jul. 1st, 2007|06:27 am] |
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I'm tired of family screaming matches. I wonder what it's like to have a mother who supports you instead of calling you stupid all the tiime and blaming you for things that aren't your fault. And for that matter, I'm disappointed my own mother doesn't have any insult in her limited vocabulary other than the word "stupid".
Why can't I find a job in which I can support myself and move out? I think it's racial discrimination because of my last name. But that's a different story |
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| Failure Is Not an Option |
[Jun. 29th, 2007|02:24 am] |
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I failed the Post Office Clerical Abilities Test. The questions on this test were easy. I figure the only way I failed were the time constraints. The test I want to take is the Clerk Test but I have to wait til that is offered somewhere I can get to.
But honestly, I've failed all the job tests I've ever taken except one. And of course that one was an alchohol safety test so I could be certified to sell alchohol. I graduated from 2 colleges, one of which I had a 3.55 GPA. This is illogical. |
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| Swim with the fishes |
[Jun. 29th, 2007|02:19 am] |
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I went out to check on the pool and there was a mouse right along the steps. As it was running away from me (I assume) it ran in to the pool. I tried to fish it out with the net but the little bugger swims faster than I can push the net through water. After a few minutes it disapeared When I came back from the gym I went to check again and saw the thing swimming around. This time I caught it and got it out of the pool. Who knew mice could swim? |
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| The Monk |
[Jun. 18th, 2007|11:52 pm] |
I'm a Neat Freak! I left for Pittsburgh Fri morning and returned Monday evening. every single piece of clutter, junk mail, financial papers (that should not be left out), kitchen mess and other crap was right where it was when I left. My sister (Laura) and her husband are supposed to be neat freaks like me. Well they are sure not neat here.
In other news, the Pittsburgh trip was so I take the clerical exam for the U.S. Post Office. The problems they give you on the test are ridiculously easy. However, even someone as as smart as me can screw up easy problems when trying to rush through them. One section was 200 problems in 5min, another section was 50 problems in 2min.(There were other sections but i forget the time ratios).... It will be three weeks before I get the results. Note: I also want to take the postal exam for clerk when they are giving it. |
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| Frustrated! |
[Jun. 6th, 2007|12:26 am] |
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| | frustrated | ] | This job search thing is FRUSTRATING! It seems that with 2 Degrees i am not qualified for anything because I don't have experience. I am at a disadvantage compared to fucking morons that have work experience. I am considering taking another class or two but how can that possibly help me when the education I have hasn't worked for anything? I want to shoot myself but I'd probably fuck that up too and end up a paraplegic. My brains ready to explode, and considering how high risk I already am for strokes that just might happen |
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| smelly |
[May. 18th, 2007|02:08 pm] |
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I reek of cigarette smoke. And I wasn't even smoking. I guess bars do that to you. Except for those liberal cities where they have out lawed smoking in bars |
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| Trip to Bethesda |
[May. 2nd, 2007|07:21 pm] |
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I realize now why my allergies were so bad when I was younger. It's Dogs! The inside of (my sister) Jen's house was an allergy nightmare. It's hard to believe those dogs used to be mine. Anyway the real point of the trip to Maryland was so I could spend a few more days with my nephew and niece, and see a little of our Nation's Capital. So I ended up wandering int D.C. (near the Smithsonian) by self because the kids wouldn't stop screaming and need some alone time. It's nice to be able to use public transportation when not living in the middle of nowhere.
The next morning we had a family outing to the zoo, and of course my sister's friend came along. Getting to my real point, it bugs the crap out of me my nephew likes my sister's friend (Tresa) better than me. Jessica, my one of my sisters and my nephew's mother, told me to "get a life." I admit my life blows but it still bugs me the kid likes her friend better than me. |
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| Chuck Woolery is Not the Only One Who Must Die |
[Apr. 22nd, 2007|09:53 pm] |
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I was watching Lingo and the word was "NAIVE". The woman pronounced the word NAVE. Of course Chuck Woolery did not correct her. Before commercial, Mr. Grammatically Incorrect did give a short lecture on how important grammar is in finding a job. The part you were all waiting for. Why did I write an entry on yet another grammatical error on Lingo? This episode was Student/Teacher. Yes, that's right an English teacher made mispronounced "NAIVE". |
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| Building a Playground |
[Apr. 16th, 2007|02:42 am] |
My Brother-in-law and I are building a small outdoor playset. This is nowhere near as simple as the box indicates and the directs indicate 3 different ways you "can" put this together. Right now I am searching for a few hardweare parts. You would think these would be easy to find but this playset must have the oddest building supplies known to man. One problem is I need a 6.5" carriage bolt (of course the directions indicate that this is a 5.5" hex screw) Carriage bolts are only commone in .5 sizes up to 6" after which they need to be specially ordered, beyond that only a few places will even bother to special order them.
If I can get the patience I will call the 1-800 # and see if they will send me a few parts for free *The carriage bolt is the only really owes us. |
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| Bitching |
[Apr. 16th, 2007|02:08 am] |
My mom wanted me to do something on the internet with her American Airlines Advantage card. So I went to the web site, created a password for her etc. etc. But then having her advantage card didn't do me any good because I didn't know what she wanted me to do with it. Then when I asked her she gave me an itinerary and told me I "had" to go back to web site punch in her itinerary code. I asked her to sit next to the computer while i did this. Her response, It's simple all you have to do is yada yada yada. (If it were simple why didn't she just do it?) And in the middle of all this crap she screams at me about drinking a beer and tells me never to bring beer into her house again and that I am "wasting" my life. *I had maybe 2 sips of this beer. With a mother who bitches this way it's amazing I am not a full-blown alcoholic.
The thing that pisses me off about this is the same thing pisses me off every time when it comes to my mother. She acts like a child! My 3 yr old nephew makes more sense than this woman. She refuses to learn how to use the internet, she refuses to have a cell phone. Mean while she expects other people (her sister, her kids and her friends) to do everything for her including relaying messages back and forth. Then gets mad when information gets confused or lost but always points out how easy it should have been for somebody else to do something/anything. |
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| Jury Duty |
[Apr. 4th, 2007|07:10 pm] |
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I recieved a summons for jury duty in May. There are a few legitimate reasons I cna't/shouldn't serve on a jury: I can't hear everything in a courtroom, I hate cops, and I am a CASA volunteer. However, i am not sure if i should lie on my voir dire and get on a jury or use one of these legitimate excuses to avoid being on the jury. Now I have a month to decide. |
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